The Apple Doesn't Fall Far From the Tree

an exchange between polymorphous-perverse, anarchist libertarian son and NRA member, conspiracy-theorist libertarian dad

Dad: The dialog between the parties is all smear campaigns and mudslinging these days.

Son: Like "democrats eat aborted baby caviar for lunch" and "republicans still own slaves"?

Dad: Exactly. How can you respect any of them?

Son: Can you give me a second to write that down? I think it might have been funny.